I’m thinking about getting something ornamental to sit out in the hall beside my door. Many of the residents here have decorated their entrances, so there’s plenty of precedent. Wreaths, lawn ornaments, potted plants. Tasteful for the most part. Except for the concrete rabbit with the pink glitter eyes that mercifully disappeared a few days ago. Maybe somebody complained. Before it went away, I was actively seeking a large resin statue of Pazuzu, the well-endowed demon who possesses Regan in The Exorcist. Pazuzu would have restored balance to the hall, but now the rabbit is gone. So I don’t know. Maybe a statue of the Virgin stomping on a snake.