My crazy uncles

At one end of the credibility spectrum, we have theoretical physicist Stephen Hawking saying that the existence of intelligent life elsewhere in the universe is a virtual certainty. At the other end, we have folks like alleged alien abductee Jim Sparks saying that, as he left the podium at a recent UFO conference, he received a telepathic message from a time traveler asking for a meeting outside the hotel lobby.

My adopted family is so damn weird.