Getting twonky

Of the relationship status options available to Facebook users, “it’s complicated” would be the one that I’d use to describe my relationship with technology. In that regard, I think I’m typical of my generation.

We met and moved in together, technology and I, almost 15 years ago. She was way too young for me, but nobody plans these things. They just happen.

And since she’s polyamorous, there was never any question of exclusivity anyway. Not that I was looking to settle down. A weekend here, a weekend there was all that either of us wanted.

Yesterday, for example, we tried something called “Roku 3” at a friend’s house. I think I heard that right. Today she says “We’ll get twonky.”

I’m all atwitter.