Dropping trou

At Tealoha this morning, I showed independent journalist Richard Walton CNN.com’s landing page.   The main headline there: “They sold their daughters into sex slavery.” Richard scanned the page, laughed and told me that CNN’s viewership is at an all-time low. It follows therefore, although he left the obvious unspoken, that a little trou dropping is in order.

Along the same lines on the same page …

  • HLN’s Robin Meade becomes a man?
  • Miley Cyrus gets naughty at the Jingle Ball
  • ‘Revenge porn’ website creator charged
  • Did wedding guest really do THAT?
  • Tempers boil in newlywed death trial
  • Real reindeer for Christmas

Want more? Visit CNN.com yourself, or try this tabloid headline generator.