Indecent proposal

The author (left) with client Louis Cipher

The author (left) with client Louis Cipher

And then there was the time that a wealthy conservative men’s club invited me to shoot video for an Ebola spoof involving masturbation (their own) and a woman dressed up like Nurse Goodbody. Offensive on so many levels.

Of course I accepted.

I accepted because they were offering to pay full freight and because the basement of my home atop the High Moral Ground opens onto a tunnel that reeks of brimstone.

  1. Will make light of ongoing global health crisis for money. Check.
  2. Will objectify women for money. Check.
  3. Will snuggle up to people I generally disdain for money. Check.