And then there was the time that a wealthy conservative men’s club invited me to shoot video for an Ebola spoof involving masturbation (their own) and a woman dressed up like Nurse Goodbody. Offensive on so many levels.
Of course I accepted.
I accepted because they were offering to pay full freight and because the basement of my home atop the High Moral Ground opens onto a tunnel that reeks of brimstone.
- Will make light of ongoing global health crisis for money. Check.
- Will objectify women for money. Check.
- Will snuggle up to people I generally disdain for money. Check.