Mann-Bundesrepublik

It’s mainly a guy thing, don’t you think? How could it not be, brand-forward as it is with the steampunk facial hair and the beatnik eyewear?

I like it, though.

I like the mid-century hunting plaid made ambiguous by the man-buns and high-cuff skinny jeans.

I like the Paul-Bunyan-as-Gibson Girl, the Jimmy-McMillan-as-Marilyn-Monroe.