The middling resume and the empty guest register tell a story at odds with the inner monologue. “Yet the ego is indestructible,” he says. “They’ll put my body in a box one day and put that box in the ground, but my ego will claw its undead ass right back out again.” “Like the godless […]
I know a guy who actually enjoys auditions. For him, they’re recreational, something fun to do on a lazy summer afternoon. Like the time he slid across the floor on his knees at the end of a singing audition, but miscalculated and ended up wedged between the director’s legs. Bam! The director didn’t hire him, but the […]
I’ve never been a leading man type. Leading men have better jawlines, squarer faces. But there was a time in my inauspicious theatrical career when I was cast every now and again as a character intended to generate a certain amount of sexual tension. Don’t believe me, you say? I have clippings! And if you’ll give me a moment, I can … […]
