middle age

17 Apr 2015

Troll apparent

I’ve never been a leading man type. Leading men have better jawlines, squarer faces. But there was a time in my inauspicious theatrical career when I was cast every now and again as a character intended to generate a certain amount of sexual tension. Don’t believe me, you say? I have clippings! And if you’ll give me a moment, I can … […]

4 Jan 2015

Senioritis

I’m about to become a senior. As in citizen. As in I’ll soon qualify for a $2 discount at Camelot Cinemas. Ah, the sweet fruits of longevity, mine all mine. Honestly though, does anybody feel like a senior at 55? I sure don’t. On the other hand, people have been telling me that I’m old for my age […]