No foolin’, if somebody offered this very day to buy all my crap for even half of what I paid for it, I’d be the happiest clam on the beach. I’d move into a tiny househitched to the back of a pickup truck and … and … Oh hell, I don’t know. Something or other. I’d […]
Nine days and counting, but to what? All that hoo-hah about the Mayan calendar running out of days on December 21, 2012 and now the same people who one year ago were telling us to put our heads between our legs and kiss our asses goodbye are inviting us to post-apocalypse parties. Something is going […]
Instead of “instagramming (our) breakfast and tweeting (our) First World problems,” former U.S. Senator Alan Simpson wants us to use our mad social media skills to pressure congress to lower the national debt. Simpson issues this curiously lighthearted call to arms during a YouTube video produced by The Can Kicks Back, then dances Gangnam Style with the organization’s […]
