Here’s the master talking to his protegee: “If you figure out a way to live without a master, any master, be sure to let the rest of us know, for you would be the first in the history of the world.” Joachim Phoenix (the protegee) is ending a tempestuous bromance with Philip Seymore Hoffman (the […]
New York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg’s official (I guess that’s the term) sign language interpereter is a woman named Lydia Callas. She acquired what the blogosphere is referring to as a “fan base” during Bloomberg’s recent Sandy-related press conferences, easily upstaging the expressionless mayor with her expressive signing. These things I learned today by googling […]
Geico’s latest ad campaign, a welcome relief from the Aussie gecko, is about people who economize in strange ways. Says an ordinary Joe in one, “Weight loss programs can be expensive, so to save some money, I just got the popular girls from the local middle school to follow me around.” Then we see him […]
